Overheard | Irrational Games

Moths are dirty, Butterflies are not…Everyone knows that.” – Shawn Robertson

on August 29th, 2009

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That’s right, I’m making my cat conform to gender stereotypes!” – Tara Voelker

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Behold the smell of man!" - Shawn Robertson

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Pumpkin! You're drunk, go home!" - Amanda Cosmos

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Is that your pie top on top of my pie top?” - Ray Holbrook

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I could punch a baby before I punched a puppy, how about you?” – Amy Keating

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I'm knee deep in eugenics." - Joe Fielder

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If it's not about piñatas, I'm not answering you." - Jon LoPorto

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What's with this office and unicorns?" - Shane Smith

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I always carry around a banana peel. I never know when I’m going to be chased.” – Gavin Goulden

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I can sit on ice cream and tell what flavor it is." - Mike Soden

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I like how we decided no moobs on Franklin in that meeting" - Jorge L.

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I’m just cleverly disguised as a junkie, I’m not really one.” - Phil

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I feel like the pie is taunting me. Like it's making snide little comments." - Matt K.

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It’s Friday! I’m wearing linen pants! Everything’s okay!” - Crombie

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I'm not a bear?" - Jonny Fawcett

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No, George Washington, no!" - Elena Siegman

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This website makes me wanna buy a GoPro, 'cause making a pb&j would probably look epic through one." - Christopher Duffy

on August 29th, 2009

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Hope your meeting was about as much fun as riding a velociraptor through outer space!" - Alex Teebagy

on August 29th, 2009

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Drew's Canadian? It's all so clear now... that explains the Zamboni in the parking lot anyway." - Christopher Duffey

on August 29th, 2009

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Anyone else hear that? It was as if a hundred new year's diet resolutions cried out in pain... and were silenced in a wave of frosting." - Dan Johnson

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I have a cupcake. You may all live for today." - Robert Tzong

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Oh what is...oh man. I thought you had Myspace up. I was going to hold an intervention." - Pat Balthrop

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My history degree suggests that killing one in ten is excellent team motivation." - Sophie Mackey

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I always want to whip it out in conversation when I see it, but I always blank." -Joshua Luther

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Please stay off this computer. It is in the process of being tainted.” –Amanda Cosmos

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He can be summoned with a broken Kismet script, two full cans of Diet Coke, and a HuffPost article (your choice of subject matter)." -Dan Johnson

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The toughest part of registering your hands as lethal weapons is not getting laughed out of city hall.” -Nate Wells

on August 29th, 2009

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Nate has managed to lock himself in the bathroom and needs assistance." -Richard Jobling

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You reek of no sleep and poor choices..." -Calen Brait

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Everything shocks you… except the Humpy Dump which squirts you… but has an optional accessory which also shocks you" -Nate Wells

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I've unfortunately hit my shelf space quota for figurines of heavily muscled men in costume” -Aaron Contreras

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Sure it might be a bow, but all I can see is a woman who’s just thrilled to be wearing a pair of shorts as a festive hat." -Matt Krawczyk

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Caffeine: it’s what’s for dinner. Also breakfast and lunch and oh-sh*t-I-forgot-to-eat-for-36-hours." -Justin Sonnekalb

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Is that a reference to Dracula: Dead & Loving It?" -Joe Fielder. "No, Deus Ex." -Justin Sonnekalb

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This gum tastes like a combination of feet and death." -Adrian Murphy

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Did I just hear you say 'texticle'?" -Kate Baxter

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Hey there nice day, you're coming my way." -Stephen Alexander

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Lethal Weapon is the modern-day Hamlet." -Doug Marien

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History repeats itself! Try and you'll succeed!" -Nate Wells

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Don't blame me. I voted for M.O.D.O.K." -Nate Wells

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It's a pretty special experience getting an instant message from 'Murder Room' saying 'I'm ready for you.'" -Steve Gaynor

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That seems about right. Another sticky art problem solved by Beverly Hills Cop." -Forrest Dowling

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Jon LoPorto is the real life Dos Equis guy." -Adrian Murphy

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Hey, can you tell me which town has the best tap water? I'm thinking of switching tap water." -Nate Wells

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I'm not camping! I'm defending!" -Nate Wells, while camping

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We talked about this the other day: No touching." -Shawn Robertson to Chris Kline

on August 29th, 2009

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Dolphins are scary business anyway." -Robert Tzong

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Toes are the worst. They're kind of weird." -Kate Baxter

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Problem is, my parents tried to raise me INSIDE a Norman Rockwell painting." -Justin Sonnekalb

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My favorite song in high school was Freebird." -Adrian Murphy

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Numbers scare me. And...words." -Lead Artist Shawn Robertson

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There you go! Suck on some birds!!" -David Fox

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The fact that it's all discussion by mulch experts is awesome." -Nate Wells

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Why? Because I'm a soothsayer. Yeah. Look it up." -Dan Scholten

on August 29th, 2009

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Right now this animation is linked to the 'ShitBePopping' event." -Shawn Robertson

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I better check in my work so I don't get stuck with the Major Payne soundtrack." -Shawn Robertson

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Why are there chocolate chips in my trail mix? If I wanted a cup full of chocolate chips, I could go home and eat one while sobbing." -Nate Wells

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I started listening to dubstep after I saw The Adventures of Pluto Nash." -Josh Davis

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It's official. I'm going to start writing really serious restaurant reviews on Yelp." -Nate Wells

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How do I make my balls into buttons?" -Adam Goss

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We're living in my McCarthy- esque dystopian future." -Nate Wells

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His fiancee was his Little Sister. Wait, that sounds creepy." -Sarah Rosa

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We should make a shirt that says, 'I've got Big Daddy issues.'" -Nate Wells

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Nate, you're no longer the creepiest person in the office." -Ken Levine

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I always want explosions in my face." -Aaron Contreras

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I hate wearing pants." -Ray Holbrook

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Futurama is so important and personal to me that I can't express it properly." -Nate Wells

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And then the manure zeppelin goes by." -Tim Gerritsen

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Theatre isn't worth hypothermia." -Alexx Kay

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What I never expected was a five-minute wait at the IHOP." -Steve Gaynor

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I'm not worried about the code merge; we have Munson. Munson could probably merge a pig and a horse." -Iskander Umarov

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I'm feeling great. I had tiramisu for breakfast." -Sarah Rosa

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You look just like the King of All Cosmos!" -Sarah Rosa

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Hoodies are the new popped collars in 2011." -Adrian Murphy

on August 29th, 2009

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I made it so transfers from Sky-Line to Sky-Line can be felt in your balls." -Matt Helbig

on August 29th, 2009

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There is a very specific Irrational smell." -Steve Gaynor

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I smell like a medicine-y tiger." -Joe Fielder

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You will suck a drink through this biscuit." -Sophie Mackey

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Can you go to imaclown.com and get me some clown shoes, please? Thanks." -Ken Levine

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Rinsing. Must rinse. Must repeate rinse cycle." -The office coffee maker, apparently

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If anyone needs to talk to Grant Chang, he is in the kitchen, eating an entire chicken." -Nate Wells

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Why doesn't Robb start sketching out Sky Watson?" -Ken Levine

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If it's not too much trouble, it would be great to have the AI melee his targets to death. Thanks." -Jonny Fawcett

on August 29th, 2009

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I'm gonna catch me a Nate Wells." -Shawn Robertson

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When the Matrix finally happens it's going to look like Minecraft, isn’t it?" -Matt Boehm

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What are those pigeons in Harry Potter called?" -Ray Holbrook "Owls." -Shawn Robertson

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Wait... Why does this stuffed animal have an asshole?" -Adrian Murphy

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Bitte, ein Sexy Roll? - John Abercrombie

on August 29th, 2009

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Who here can grunt the loudest?

on August 29th, 2009

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I wish I had a spaceponcho.

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Chuck Taylor won't be hitting the floor tonight.

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Good Cheeseburger + sunny deck = Awesome Lunch!

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My cat's breath smells like cat food. - Chris Kline

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Is that why you started smoking? Because of Gandalf? - Kate Baxter

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Lunch on the new deck is awesome! 70° and a nice breeze!

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I saw a squirrel holding an entire human sandwich! A whole sandwich!

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Crime labs don't fall for that? What a banana in the tailpipe?

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Please send all unicorns directly to me. Unicorns that go to me in care of Sarah tend not to make it to me. - Ken Levine

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I look like a ghost! I even went tanning! - Nate Wells

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Outside my head that makes sense, but on the inside, it really doesn't. - Mike Kraack

on August 29th, 2009

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LOST starts tonight! I know I'll be watching!

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Counting down the hours until I can play Mass Effect 2 tonight!

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Did anyone remember to feed the fish?

on August 29th, 2009

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I need a date to the Irrational Prom. I pick Collin. - Ken Levine

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Wow! That's a lot of champagne!

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Borderlands or dinner? That is the question tonight.

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